When I was 12 in the late 70s, I was reading The Poseidon Adventure and Jaws. It was fascinating to see the differences in the translation from book to screen. So, okay, I was precocious and unusual. Anyway, my Grade 6 teacher, when she saw what I was reading, forbade me from reading them in school. It was shaming to…

Sadly, I feel history will put the Duchess of Sussex in the same category as the Duchess of Windsor. (On the other hand, Noel Coward said that England should have erected statues to Wallis because she kept an idiot off of the throne.)

Sorry, I live in Toronto. We have bike lanes but the e-scooters and some of the bikes are still ridden on the sidewalk. One cyclist that scared the crap out of me when he flew past yelled that he was scared to ride on the road - even though there was a bike lane right beside us. Perhaps he should think about another…

You get all my stars.

Maybe he’s hung over (viz. Jack Nicholson’s sunglasses from 20 or so years ago).

Last spring Mr. Raboomdiay had a chunk of skin cancer removed from the top of his bald head and the doctor grafted some skin from his leg. He’s fine now other than the fact that it looks like someone teed off the top of his head. He was hoping for some follicle growth from the graft, but no such luck.

Open floor plans are fine if you’re a single, a really tight couple or you have toddlers that you need to keep an eye on. Once those kids are older, you’ll be begging for walls.

Although the Inner Compass cards seem pretty, I’ll stick to my Gypsy Witch Fortune Telling cards that are a heck of a lot cheaper and have the same fun with friends.

I suspect the woman wasn’t a Catholic.  If she was, she would have known better than to grab him.  He shouldn’t have been so knee-jerk, though.

As I get older, my idea of a great art gallery is where I sit in a La-z-boy and the art is slowly wheeled past me.

Well, she didn’t keep the “being on time” resolution for long. See co-stars/directors interviews for Some Like it Hot and The Misfits.

Its cast of actual humans makes the miserable, expressionless animals of Disney’s CGI Lion King remake from earlier this year look like members of the Royal Shakespeare Company.

It would be interesting to study this letter with Weinstein’s “I pioneered it” interview....

Guess the White House Pumpkin isn’t listening to his wife when she goes on about her empty “Be Best” campaign.

Years ago Travolta should have taken a page from Sean Connery’s book.

There’s a book called All Cats Have Aspergers Syndrome. Conversely there is a book called All Dogs Have ADHD. As a budgie owner, I feel both of these pretty much sum it up.

Because the contestants don’t have a union and the crew member did?

My money’s on the Royal Family.

Every time I see John Delaney’s name, I visualize John Mulaney.

Trump didn’t even know the breed of dog.