Step one for you might be to examine why you and nearly every other straight white man equates not being deferred to as being talked down to.

omg kelly you look so miserable from the second this starts you beautiful angel

Nope. Burn it with fire. Even Cogsworth looks all weird, like a very small retro Transformer.

There’s absolutely no call for comments like this. I edit my work—we all do—but the night moves quickly and sometimes there are slip-ups. Please use this space to engage kindly and thoughtfully.

At least it’s not “Um, actually”

Zambillion Little Pieces.

Dolly is LOVE.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

OH MY GOD THAT WEST WING SHIRT THO

I just want to highlight this passage for anyone who skims or just jumps to the comments. Because truer words.

Please accept this nice gif I found as a pledge of my continued support!

Ah yes, let’s make snarky comments about a super talented young musician for getting inspired by something we might not understand.

Yep. That quote from the judge -

All you old-timer Jezzies be jealous, because I am seeing Lindy on Wednesday night.

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Slade Smiley is the jeans and going-out top of people.

Slade Smiley is what gonorrhea would look like if gonorrhea was a person.

Amy Collier’s bio curiously omits the most important fact about Fabio - that he was once smacked in the face by a large bird while riding a roller coaster, leaving him with a bloodied nose and bruised dignity.

I LOVE TOM HARDY AND THIS LOOKS GOOD AND WHY ISN’T IT 2017 YET?!

Is it like going to army?