I have ALWAYS ALWAYS wanted a kitchen couch, because Matthew and Marilla had one in their kitchen in Anne Of Green Gables. I’m with Yoko on this one

All I could think when I read the ‘some person named’ was Edina Monsoon slurring “that’s Yasmine Le BON, darling,” and then I scroll down a bit more, and there she is, taking care of business.

I had open-faced hard boiled egg and tomato on buttered multigrain toast with cracker pepper and a little Maggi sauce for breakfast this morning, one of my favorites.

Weird, right? I tended bar at my college for a while and got all these orders in person, so I promise this is what they were drinking: Carling with a black top. Bleagh. Freaks.

When I was in grad school in England, the dumb undergrad on a pub crawl drink of choice was lager with a blackcurrant squash (like a cordial— super concentrated sugary drink) top. Your thing is possibly worse than that, which I didn’t think was possible.

Apparently she can? I recently read that they’re remaking Roadhouse with her in the Swayze role.

I never wore lipstick (gloss or nudes only) because I’m very fair and redheaded and I thought I looked silly. I’m 35 now, and in the past few years I’ve started branching out into darker colors, and frankly, I look damn good. As other people have said, it’s really a matter of getting used to what you look like in it,…

THE WORST is when you pick up a piece of what you think is delicious sweet potato, and instead it’s gross carrot. Fuck carrot tempura, fuck it right in the eye.

So... am I the only one thinking about waking my cat up to see if he’ll do the same thing? Will a cat even eat mango sorbet? It’s all I’ve got.

This. And any partner that couldn't respect my need for quiet/alone time first thing in the morning (phone or no) is not anyone I’m interested in being with.

Not enough stars out there for this comment.

I think you mean generic miracle whip. Mayonnaise is a French word, sounds too fancy.

You guys, I was SO CONFUSED because I thought Brett Ratner was the guy who portrayed Data on Star Trek. #wrongBrett #Sundaynighttempranillo #NERD

I came here to say exactly this. Were there real justice in this world, that man would be in jail.

I am an intelligent, educated woman, but thinking that a cake is burnt instead of chocolate and then asking another living person about it is exactly the sort of dumbassery that happens to me every once in a while. I say 'happens to me,' because it feels like my reptilian hind brain's way of reminding me who is really…

Shiny hose! SHINY HOSE, YOU GUYS.

ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO

I love this post so hard.

It's not unheard of at some bars to be able to 'rent' space for your bottle of expensive whisky (or whatever) so that you're buying back your own booze at a nominal price (essentially renting storage space and clean glasses), but I don't really see plating your own dinner from a sack full of tupperware as some sort of…

One year when I still lived in England we had a live Oscar party and drank all night long. The next day I taught a 9am class while I was actively sobering up/hangover was setting in, and then fell asleep during a seminar while sitting next to my dept head. In retrospect I think taking the day off would have been a…