I love that this is on her list. Does she need them because they’re cuter than standard-sized lighters? I’m going with, yes, she thinks they’re cute

The face that she created a 2 column structure and then so freely disregards it for “vanilla fat free ice cream” is just like WHAT IS HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

Another tip : try not to talk about the locals like they’re zoo animals

And when she won the first Serena Slam, all four wins came against her sister in the final. There was a time not so long ago that tennis was completely dominated by two proud black women from Compton, and the exceedingly racist WTA couldn’t do shit about it. It was glorious, and it’s probably the greatest American…

Greatness.
BTW: If you wanted a visual for TayTayTruther, that is me up there without quite the muscle definition. I am legitimately mistaken for her on the streets of New York. I just go with it. And that explains my vehemence when attacking the fuckery about her appearance in the media. They aren’t just dissing one…

I’m a dog person but not for president. A dog would repeatedly hit the red button hoping for treats.

I think there’s real value in certain kinds of social media protest, but it makes perfect sense to me that coming from SA Trevor would give it side eye - there, protests that actually made change on the most important issues of the day were all protests where the protestors took enormous risks for what they beleived…

But there’s not actually any evidence yet that the mother intentionally left her baby on the side of the road, so maybe put your outrage-mobile back into neutral until there are actual facts to go off of?

The economy is not and never has been bad for Per Se and the people who eat there.

My great aunt said "the hell with appetizers and entrees" and would only eat hot fudge sundaes when I took her out for dinner. The last word she ever spoke to me was "Whoopee!" when I brought her the last thing she ever ate - a mocha frappucino.

I'm into it. It's nonviolent and not really all that disruptive plus, lawn jockeys? You can paint them white all you want, but originally they weren't painted white and most people know that.

I really have a soft spot in my heart for old people. When my husband’s grandmother turned 80, she said “I can do whatever I want! I’m eighty!” And she did whatever she wanted and said whatever she wanted up until she passed away last year.

In the last couple years of my grandma’s life, she stopped giving any fucks and would wear slippers out to dinner. She would get up from the table the very instant she finished her food and race out to the car, no matter where in the meal the rest of us were. And she upped her one glass of Sauvignon blanc with ice…

THANK YOU.

More! MOAR PICTURES OF BOSSY!

I thought it was pretty tacky to invite people to showers that you weren’t inviting to the wedding?

Except Ferrari guy. In the midst of all this evil-minded douchebaggery, Ferrari guy seems cheerful and benign.

Pretty sure your cat has a future guarding nukes or something.

I’m sure Guy Fieri carries a “Guy Fieri Parking” placard with him wherever he goes.

That’s a bit ageist, isn’t it?