“The little Honda hatch received a V6 engine from an Acura, which has been additionally augmented with a turbocharger for much higher levels of power than before”

Oh fuck yes

Relax, see the sights they said, take a new path. NO!!! I WILL HAVE MY EXIT AS IT IS MY EXIT!!!!!! DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

Or just eat the miss, go around, find the road back to the freeway, and hit the right exit using the to-city road.

Are you serious? They are on the highway and those trucks have speed limiters.

Mine is ... weird. (warning: this gets depressing as hell)

That was actually supposed to stay a secret

I had a TDI that could automatically detect if it was on rollers so it could go into a special mode to pass the emissions test.

Yeah, but this is just nuts.

“I need a part.”

There is, of course, the kind of beauty you can see with your eyes. Clean lines, good proportions, a nice paint job, that kind of thing. But there’s another kind of beauty that happens when a car is fulfilling its purpose. A Nissan GT-R is most beautiful when it’s winning races. A Honda Odyssey is most beautiful when…

Crack pipe because of the formula for calculating Real Horsepower from Craigslist Horsepower..

I was in 7th grade, and sat at a table where some troublemakers were. I left and tried to find a new friend. I saw a new kid, turns out he was a massive gearhead, introduced myself, showed him jalopnik and we have been best friends ever since.

That is a very painful question for me.

They hid a swarm of bees in the glovebox.

Want to replace your spark plugs or head gasket on your HD Ford truck?

Hmm... 3rd gen Dodge Cummins crew cab with tires stretched to fit 24s, massive exhaust tip flowing from the stock 2.5" system, and the tow mirrors in the ‘out’ position?