even better: take a free throw(worth 1 still) from where you are fouled like a free kick! Or put it in play instead of go for the basket.

Ouch

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

I get not wanting to nibble on mediocrity, but I’d much rather nosh on adequacy than choke on greatness, assuming I can also sip on competence.

Talk about confusing. My mom says I’m a catch. Somehow I’m 40 and still single.

Hey

They’re worth exactly as much as someone is willing to pay them. (And in the cases of max players, most are worth a lot more than even that.)

He’s the hero New York deserves, but not a hero with knees right now.

How else you gonna break through the Face Time Continuum?

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Going 0-for-6 makes Smith kind of like the opposite of Michael Jordan, but to be fair, Michael was pretty bad at gambling too.

Rigged is right! I mean, Apple Maps can’t even find Golden State.

Wow. My wife has never defended me like that. And I throw my mouthpiece ALL THE TIME.