Marlon Byrd. A land-animal middle name away from hitting for the rare animal name cycle.

Wow, I was totally about to rag on Cooke for having a backwards “J” on one of the boots in the image, but that’s how it actually appears on the show. Fuck them for teaching my kids illertiracy.

Joke’s on the fan. He signed it “Chris Rock.”

Harbaugh is making good kinja. (Harbaugh thinks kinja is an Asian warrior).

Some would say tattooing such a small child is irresponsible, but I say go for it if she’s already got the mustache.

I thought all warriors fans were “casual” fans. Nobody knew they still had an NBA team four years ago.

+1 more batter, just 1, I swear

I remember fondly when the rumble ponies would show up and unleash street violence upon the little ponies. The magic of friendship couldn’t save them when throwing down.

My manager’s cool, he gets concerned, he says, “Mitch, don’t use liquor as a crutch.” I can’t use liquor as a crutch… because a crutch helps me walk

More like former coach.

This next one I call “1954 Set Shot Meets Caucasian Bunny Hop.”

One of the most fun things to do is to ruin everybody’s night at the karaoke bar by performing a haunting rendition of a Radiohead b-side, perhaps like Myxomatosis or You and Whose Army?

He looks like he just called security on Eduardo Saverin.

to be fair though.

Business in the frontcourt, party in the backcourt.

“Hey, this guy just called me ‘Ruth’s Chris.’”

I'd rather be a ball boy in Barcelona than a bull boy in Pamplona.

Adam LaRoche isn’t like other professional athletes.

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