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Because Alex Smith is an anagram for Le Max Shit, which sounds French.

NFL: you abused the sacred ball and we will flatten you with our justice hammer

What if a quarterback, hypothetically, has won one Super Bowl, plays on the East Coast, really has a pretty good arm, is tall, has brown hair, and shares a first name with a four-time Super Bowl champion Quarterback from the 1980s? Would you consider that quarterback elite?

Smith says Enemkpali struck him as “friend” and “foe” combined.

I dreamed a dream in overtime

Tough but fair.

Les Misérables

The Daily News is also reporting that Tom Brady is solely responsible for a new hole in the Ouzonian layer.

No - Herpes can pass to others.

He seemed to be about three Sheetz to the wind.

I will invite my enemies into my home and show them how much my life is better than theirs, purely out of spite. I will offer them the finest of scotch while I dance around their son’s recent legal trouble and their daughter’s inability to keep her legs closed. I will show this man’s wife what could have been if she…

I can’t wait for the next GTA that takes places in SF and you can unlock 49ers players to play as.

I hope Jim Tomsula’s home wasn’t too badly damaged in the hit-and-run.

We are all blessed with your comments each day. Brilliant. Thank you.

Now just think how much better this fight would have been at a Del Taco at 2:13am.

Oh, to dream.

That’s his mime shirt, ‘cause he ain’t sayin’ nothin’.

Oh god, please let nothing else happen in sports again, ever.

Q. Yo, Tawmmy, how many Bahston teams won championships in the last ten years?