Great. More Gawker-related hobophobia.

I never would have guessed that Burneko owned a Cunningham Jersey.

I grew up in Hillsboro, the town Rowdy settled down in and where he raised his kids. I never met him or knew anyone who did until the summer after my Senior year in High School, which was during the peak of Degeneration X/the Rock, so I was very much into wrestling but didn’t know much about its past. That summer I…

people who know who he is

That’s fine. Personally, I don’t believe U2 or Creed are sincere and passionate about anything other than how much they admire themselves for being Men Who Feel Things. That’s a large part of what makes them so gross.

Brother, I have been publishing that piece in serial form for months.

he had no one to defur

What’s eating this guy?

I know this seems original, but taking guys out to give everyone else something to think about is a move the mafia has been using for decades if not longer.

There’s alot of unattended children in Southie bars today....

Bastard

Nothing?

He didn’t make a “football move”. No catch.

If Gene Upshaw were still around, he would have negotiated this down to a 7-game suspension.

Pretty rude of Teixeira to beat up Stephen Drew like that

“You just hope he adds some meat on his frame if he wants to go pro. Maybe he gets some heft from his mother, probably one of those video gals we got down here in Atlanta. What? What did I say now?”

They should create teams, heck maybe even a whole league, of underage kids doing this and competing against each other. They could call it “The association of underage kids competing against each other.”

It’s mostly instincts.

Since Colin is so interested in facts: In 2014, there were 83 Dominican born players on the opening day 25-man rosters of baseball’s 30 teams. That’s 9%. American born players made up just under 74%.

When asked what being married to Kelly was like, she held up a placard with pictures of an eyeball, a hamburger, and Sam the Bald Eagle from the Muppet Show. She refused to elaborate.