What about the Unwritten Rules?

+1 pence

You mean like Cleveland in 2003?

Yes, Affleck may be doing his semi-drunk pro-Boston rant, but wait until we get the meat of the lineup of this great new show! The objective sports take we will get...

Irrelevant. What do Josh Flores and Randy Looper think?

Cameraman wasn’t stationary...clearly a moving pick. LeBron’ll get that call in Cleveland.

I hope she got a t-shirt this time.

6. Bartolo Colon

Somebody invite this guy to another party already.

Counterpoint:

“Get your hands lower, kid”

Boom goes the dynamite, Tim.

Mutombo tweet, or it doesn’t happen.

Any mouse that might enter my home without permission would generally be chased away by the sound of cats meowing on a YouTube video playing from my computer.

We all can’t be tough guys like you and suck it up when we take a 98 mph heater in the ribs. Thoreau. Don’t look down on us.

Maceo gets invited to ALL the parties.

I spent 20 years in Denver, and went to Opening Day for the first 10 years of the franchise (Cool story, bro!). I live in San Francisco now and go to Rockies/Giants games a bit. The Giants fans give me that sympathetic “ooh, sorry” looks when I tell them I’m rooting for the Rocks.

It would be more fishy if his name were Marlin, amirite?

+1 8 ball

“Well now we’ll see if David Blatt can win an NBA championship this season with a healthy Cavs club.”