I had no idea she could sing like that.

shhh he doesn't know it yet i haven't actually said that word yet IT'S A SECRET ON THE INTERNET

the other day i was laughing rly hard and my tampon was clearly aiming for an escape

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

I almost never laugh at comics, even when they're funny (I just smile wisely), but she had me laughing out loud. And it's for Valentines Day because blood, red, fertility, death, and STRAWBERRIES!

We'll get there. Blame Jessica Coen for encouraging me to "branch out" and "step outside your comfort zone."

Yeah. I don't understand how he would be at fault based on what I read earlier. It sounded like there was a car that randomly stopped for some reason, and then another car hit it, and then Bruce hit THAT car... so I'm not sure how that would make him at fault. It was a multiple car pile up that, at least based on that…

I have a friend who escorted Paul McCartney from his dressing room to the stage at Carnegie Hall. As they stood backstage, he looked at her and said she looked familiar and had they ever met before. In what can only be described as Olympian self-assuredness, she smiled and said, "only in my dreams". His name was…

I bet there's a "Your Most Insane Fan Encounters" thread on the secret celebrity internet where they share their most embarrassing encounters, and everybody's commiserating with Mr T over this.

Oh, I've got another! One time, I heard Bill Clinton would be up in San Francisco signing his memoir and even though it was hours away and would be a whole thing, goddamnit, I wanted my book signed by Bill Clinton.

oooh Jack Black! You just reminded me of the time he hit on me at Night of a 1ooo Stars (Autism Benefit) in New York in 2000. He smiled, sent over a drink, smiled again, etc for about 30 minutes until I stood up. I was 6 months pregnant and the table top had been covering my bump.

so what you are saying is that John Stamos is a cat, cause that sounds like what a cat would do in that situation..

Keep studying. No one ever wins. The actors want to be lawyers, the lawyers want to be actors. Thousands of years from now, the earth will be gone and no one will remember Shakespeare and Mozart, let alone the rest of us.

Oh, and Meryl Streep offered to carry a rotisserie chicken out of a grocery store for me because I was back home visiting after my mom had a heart attack.

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

Most of my famous people stories are me pretending I'm not hyperventilating while carrying on a normal conversation with a celebrity (see: an hour long conversation with Catherine O'Hara about bagels and pizza).

I wish I had a really good one. I did spend an afternoon chainsmoking and talking about my feelings with Mark Shrayber. That's a Jezestar encounter. I also met Kurt Cobain but I barely remember it because so drunk. SO DRUNK. I also met Primus while I was dressed like Alice, the maid on the Brady Bunch as if she was…

I'm thinking the former and she is preparing the way for a tell all book and born again feminist lecture career.