Yeah, its not really that inappropriate surely? I mean North is going to be kind of bored and everything but its not weird or unusual or wrong for people to bring their children to things that are not specifically for the child's enjoyment sometimes, thats just parenting right?

Wait, the fuck is wrong with bringing a baby to a fashion show? Unless fashion shows now involve a lot more violence than I remembered. Don't they usually keep the drugs backstage, for the models?

sorry but... You're having mixed feelings about how other parents, complete and total strangers to you, are raising their child? Ok.... Sure.

It wasn't the childbirth that was so bad, it was the asshole anesthesiologists who caused me to turn into a raging, screaming, swearing chimera.

I can't really decide if it was :

As a 30 year old mother of a soon to be 14 year old I am happy to finally admit to myself that I am hanging my uterus up to dry. After my first and only pregnancy, I have been terrified of ever being pregnant again. For starters, I was diagnosed with an incompetent cervix (thanks doctor dude for making a weak cervix…

Of course I'm weighing in. Be warned, I am giving (almost) all the details.

Two babies, no drugs. I remember screaming. I remember threatening to kill some chatty nurses. But I don't remember the pain itself. I do remember what it felt like when I was all high from endorphins after though.

A long, long time avo my baby died.in utero. Your excellent piece of writing made me cry, yet feel at peace with letting the hospital cremate her. After 32 years, I finally know what happened to her and I am at peace with it. Thank you for thus.

Exactly. I feel like he would just buy a box of Tampons while he was at the corner store picking up beer. "Hey, I wasn't sure if you were running out of these or not, but just in case."

I feel the same way. He seems like he'd pick you up at the airport, even when your flight is four hours late and it's the middle of the night and he's in charge of the kids' carpool tomorrow morning.

I can't hate Ben Affleck. I bet he makes really good waffles on Saturday morning and never talks while Game of Thrones is on.

One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…

Tim Hortons Fact: If you're flying into Iqaluit from Ottawa, you can tell which people on the plane are flying home by noting who is carrying doughnuts from the post-security Timmy's, as these are not available at the destination. Anyone who could make a Tim Horton's in Iqaluit economically viable would probably wind…

Iced tea's particularly a southern beverage. I found that out in America when I orderd iced tea and got nothing more. What is the fucking point in drinking cold, unsweetened tea?! Also, the last dunkin donuts I went in, I asked for a bagel and got a chocolate glazed donut. Don't get me started on Starbucks.

.....do French-Canadians really hate apostrophes?

Tim Hortons doesn't use an apostrophe so that it can comply with Quebec's language laws without completely rebranding for the Quebec market :)

Jack Dawson is one of the few examples I can think of, of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl (a beautiful, vivid love interest who has no real interior life of their own that the film's interested in developing but exists solely to have a relationship with the protagonist, and said protagonist grows and develops as a…