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No, no, Candace. They’re not trying to deface your book, they’re trying to help! It’s just that you look SO ASHY that they’re doing what they can with what they have!

I’m really wondering how many copies this bullshit is going to sale. She’s probably hoping and praying for an endorsement of the book from trump, but that motherfucker can’t read and even if he could I seriously doubt he’d purchase a book from a Black author. Even if it is one that kisses his orange ass every chance…

1. Why did she post two slightly different photos of the same book?

Around half the books I buy from Amazon come damaged. It’s got nothing to do with the content, more that Amazon workers are overworked and probably DGAF within about 30 seconds of clocking in for the day.

So what is the idea here, that some Amazon employee, while moving literal mountains of merchandise from everywhere to everyone took one of their 2 minute potty breaks to find a jar of Vaseline (did they steal it from a different shipment, or bring their own for this dastardly deed) and covered her book with it, before…

Anyone believe a minimum of 2% of the people who bought her book had it deliberately ruined by someone aching to be job free?

Read? I mean if you tear out the pages and soak them in tea or coffee to age it and use it for crafting it may have some use, but even then you’d have to cover that shit up with some kind of paint like substance to hide the fuckery in the words.

Please. Amazon warehouse workers barely have enough time to pee and eat, let alone smear crap all over a book....

and of those, she’s only able to come up with two photos of a single “damaged” book.

She added at least 2 zeroes too many to that number.

Were all 1000 people named Shmandace Cowens? Because the only person I can imagine wanting to buy her book is herself

Pretty sure a drone follows all Amazon workers in their warehouses so they’d definitely know if people were doing shit to her books.

Which one of you is going to review the book for “It’s Lit!”, The Root’s section where you reviews the literary works of today’s greatest black luminaries?

Dearest Candice, the shit stains are coming from the inside...

Y’all know good and got damb well she smeared those books herself and put the pics on Twitter to drum up publicity and sales. Stop playing.

“About 1,000 people have written”

Considering that Amazon warehouses have more cameras per square foot then a back alley in China, this bitch is fibbing hardcore. Uncle Ruckus needs to come get his sister like yesterday.

People who work in Amazon warehouses don’t have the time or energy for that shit.

That has nothing to do with amazon employees.. it has to do with the content.. The amount of vitriol, lies, distortions (which often looks like Vaseline on the printed page), and self-aggrandizing just naturally looks like a tattered book (very similar to her ethics and morals). If anything, most likely the workers…