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This was one of two desserts (aside from the cake) at a wedding I attended two weeks ago, in this, my thirty-ninth year. I have two points:

The Eero is definitely not $300 anymore.

The Eero is definitely not $300 anymore.

Am I just naive

The McCaffery one never seemed to me to be that bad to watch. It’s more in line with the unnaturalness of Lattimore, except this one seems worse to me.

They hung on that camera about 500x too long, and it was only like 2 seconds. Uuugggggghhhhh

I’m generally not one to get grossed out by stuff like this, but I actually screamed when this happened.

are you even serious with this question

Well yeah, there’s 8 fewer teams that play 48 fewer games than in the NBA or NHL. Of course total attendance is lower.

A local Boston ice cream shop has “fruity pebbles cereal milk” as one of their flavors of the month. I literally screamed “fuck yeah!” when I saw it on the menu.

No, that’s Mad Men.

I’ve lived in Massachusetts for 30 years this summer and I still call it a TYME Machine.

The Wolfenstein franchise is THIRTY-SIX YEARS OLD and I have never once heard anyone complain about their premise... until yesterday.

Cheaper, easier, larger, no moving parts to break:

Cheaper, easier, larger, no moving parts to break:

“just maintain a balance of $1500"

Clinton was dragged kicking and screaming into supporting $12 (after stating she didn’t support ANY minimum wage hike!) when there had already been a national conversation going on about $15 for at least 3 years. I don’t recall when she’s ever publicly supported $15.

Let’s just say mine was not a simple and uncomplicated extraction.

My oral surgeon. Also, I don’t know if you’ve heard the news lately, but like, fucking everyone.

Seriously. The one time I took oxy after having my wisdom tooth out, I could barely stay awake, and when I was awake I could barely walk from one room to the other because I was so spaced out.

.....the actual fuck is wrong with you