I like to store food in my mouth.

I like to store food in my mouth.

The Seattle Flames are gonna kick ass.

Because Ichiro is the motherfucking hit king, that’s why.

I am paying attention. Ichiro is the motherfucking king.

You know, I had this song in my head when I was typing my previous answer, and it didn’t even connect that obviously the Beastie Boys had surpassed Saduharu Oh.

Unfortunately we’ll never know how many Gibson hit.

Yes. Who has hit more home runs than Oh?

I fully believe he cheated. He also hit 73 home runs and holds the single-season home run record, a record which Roger Maris very specifically does not hold.

They should, and do. Pete Rose can pound sand.

The‘94 team made the final 16 because there were only 24 teams so only 8 missed out. That and Andres Escobar’s own goal that got him murdered.

I’ll say “grit” is maybe a vacuous thing, but leadership and determination are not, and the team has none of either right now. They don’t appear to give a shit, and when no one gives a shit you need leadership to instill that determination, but they have no one who can step up.

Your denial of objective reality is almost cute.

it appears to be the newer version of the wirecutter’s current upgrade pick for drills. (this is the DDB-181; their pick, the DDS-181, is discontinued. they appear the same visually to me.)

it appears to be the newer version of the wirecutter’s current upgrade pick for drills. (this is the DDB-181; their…

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It’s gotten so bad that I seriously want the US to finish 4th in the Hex, then have Syria beat Australia for the AFC 5th-place playoff, and then have the US lose to Syria to miss the World Cup. It would be the most comical way to flame out and they deserve it at this point for being so goddamn shitty.

Not if they keep expanding at the insane clip they’re expanding at, they won’t. The last thing MLS needs is to dilute an already-weak player pool, but their plans are to just keep expanding.

I vividly remember seeing The Dismemberment Plan in I believe the spring of 1999, about 6 months before Emergency & I came out. They debuted a few E&I songs on that tour, and “The City” was one of them. That first time they played it, the first time I ever heard it, my jaw dropped. I got chills. I was literally…

It’s literally not a crime.

Does anyone know if any of the players in question attended a service academy? Because that would be amazing.