let’s not.

the lead image. damn.

To be fair, all three of those teams suck.

I came here to point out that whiskey stones are bad and anyone who buys them is an idiot, but a dozen people already beat me to it.

I came here to point out that whiskey stones are bad and anyone who buys them is an idiot, but a dozen people …

I’m glad this guy is pulling this bullshit in DC instead of his native Lowell, MA.

This is an extremely appropriate addendum. If you go around saying fans get two days to enjoy their team’s championship and then have to shut up forever, that’s because you’re a sad asshole who either can’t deal with anyone else expressing happiness or are bitter that your team didn’t win. Or both. Either way, you’re…

No one has to “get over” anything.

Bears fans still feel some insane sense of entitlement because the Bears somehow put together an almost-perfect season. It’s literally been 30 years, log off already.

Will you remember some guys?

have you met twitter?

this is objectively the best vine.

Can you imagine if Cleveland were to win two championships inside of one year?

not a question, but I saw them open for Sleater-Kinney (Fever to Tell and One Beat, respectively) and it was among the more dope shows I’ve ever been to.

His contributions to The Grey Album were stellar.

Baseball Stars is the best baseball video game of all time, and if you think otherwise you can go eat a bowl of hair.

The question wasn’t if his car would get impounded.

You should see the press box at Harvard Stadium if you want physical proof of how much Harvard likes to avoid putting money to good, or in fact any, use.

This exact video, and the A.V. Club cover of “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around” she did with Shearwater, are what made me fall in love with Sharon Van Etten forever.

Field Notes Band of Rubber.

Field Notes Band of Rubber.

This is stupid because autumn is the best season and summer is the worst.