Correction: fuck all of Ohio.

If Urban Meyer isn’t a dick, then no one in CFB is a dick.

Fuck Ohio State. I did Pig & Whiskey for a bbq truck in suburban Cleveland this last weekend and some asshole picked up a log and smashed our table when he saw my Michigan shorts. I was only even wearing the shorts because they were $10 and I needed shorts. I’ve never sworn at a customer before but I had to tell him…

I thought these CFB previews couldn’t get any worse. And then he said he felt for Urban after seeing the pizza picture.

Fuck Ohio State.