The thing is, none of this is going to save coal. Coal is dead, the corpse just hasn’t stopped moving around yet.

The worst is that Trump is doing this because he was butt-hurt over a comedy roast. 

This one’s mostly because the orange guy hates anything the black guy did, so he’s undoing it all.

No worries. I'm off to troll a Cummins board with my grammar pedantry. 

Good point. I should have written “accelerator pedal linkage.”

I have failed you. 

I like my corvettes steam-powered.

Yeah I’ve been looking for the dildo in the ads and can’t find it. This puzzle is no fun.

We need a taco truck with a giant dildo on top on every street corner.

To be fair, 42nd Street and 8th avenue (where I grew up) used to be a 24/7 public display of sex for almost 25 years. I remember being 5 years old and not knowing what any of that was. Gouhlliani got rid of all that in the 90's though. He’s no fun.

I mean it’s a train going in a tunnel, that’s a boner and a half right there just thinking about it.

If you think about it the right way, they COULD be considered birth control. I mean, you can’t get pregnant having sex with a toy like that, right? :)

Why is there a big gap? And why should there be a big gap? Why should pills to give you an erection be different from a toy to give you an orgasm? Why is one scandalous and the other fine?

Also the owner of an Element. The Element utilizes it’s envelope much better than most other rolling toasters. Low floor height, high roof, door sections are thin, and there’s that low-profile cupholder between the front seats if you have the regular Element (I own an SC, which has a humongous center console) which is…

I’m sure that would be the ticket to happiness...

The steam helps clear the snow.

I wonder if the bus driver gave them a token of appreciation.

1 Subaru with it’s head gasket replaced.

A job that 1 Subaru with snow tires likely could have tackled with ease. 

My fiance and I just picked up a TR6 for ourselves!