Hello, Lisa! (awkwardly forced laughter)

First rule of Tommy Wiseau's Pun Making Club: make sure that EVERYONE gets the pun. It's an accessibility thing.

"“Are you in show business?,” Sestero asks, to which Wiseau gives the sublimely meta answer, “sort of.”"

Beautiful piece. This section never disappoints.

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