Stan Kroenke: hey guys it’s dean I’m over my data limit so hit me up on stans phone

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

It’s insane how he’s already finding guys in scoring position so easily. He can take 40,000 shots every summer and develop a jumper, but that court vision is a gift.

I don’t think the lakers came back from 10-plus down last last night because of Lonzo’s “presence.” It probably had more to do with Brandon Ingram scoring 11 points in the fourth quarter to get that game to OT as Lonzo was going 0-4 with two assists (neither to Ingram). Against NO, Lonzo had four third-quarter assists…

I’m a Celtics fan on the east coast and have stayed up for 3/4 of his games. I turned the corner on Lavar earlier this summer as well and fully embraced that BBB life.

He might be a different type of 5 star recruit then!

Dems are a bunch of corrupt assholes just like Pubs are? And the Pubs really shouldn’t be throwing stones.

Obama blows at golf because he’d rather spend his off time visiting wounded soldiers at hospitals like a chump.

I look forward to the reaction of Jerry Jones after the first group of players celebrate a TD by play-acting a cop killing an unarmed motorist who has been pulled over for driving while black...

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

I’m a smoker and I run to try and negate all the bad effects smoking is having on my body. My goal is to do a marathon and plaster my car in those shitty stickers so I can drive around with a cigarette hanging out my window.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

Funny how these knee-jerk snowflake conservatives who demand respect and honor for the President are the same ones who spent the last 8 years calling the President a nigger.

I mean, you can get it Mike’s Way if you want. But why WOULDN’T you get it Moff Diver’s way if you don’t want it Mike’s way?

As I explained to another commenter who resides, as I do, in Perverted Yurp, the whole image of the US as some sort of free-democracy, meritocratic open society is utter bullshit that the occupying forces sold to the Germans to fight communism (let’s not forget, for example, that the liberation of Paris was delayed by…

The Koch brothers have closed their wallets. That’s why the GOP is so desperate to pass this while they still can

Zero playoff victories outside of those two magical season. Zero. None. Zilch. Are we really gonna STILL pretend he’s the guy from those two seasons more than the guy from the other 11 seasons? C’mon, man. Seriously.