I don’t know, a Torch Cultist would be fun.

AKA 3 idiots who left Griffey off the ballot, right?

When he said “courage” was the reason, first, I threw up in my mouth, then I had to suppress violent urges. It’s a good thing I wasn’t there b/c I would have charged the stage and would now be in jail for assaulting a CEO.

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

Did they find any lawyers as well?

replying to this 3 years later just to tell you you’re a racist piece of shit. slavery was just some minor issue the north used to their advantage, eh? not for any good reason...

See? If everyone on that military base were armed, this sort of thing wouldn’t happen!

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

Homer? Arigato! Mr. J Votto.

I would pay good money to see that

This is going to be an underrated comment. I can already tell. Mostly because I'm not sure the NHL has twitter.

This is the automotive equivalent of when you go too dark with your Pornhub clicks and you kind of like what you find

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Tire barriers give a loose tire a place to roll to.

I vaguely remember reading the EVO review of this car (if anyone can find a link to that damn article, please post it). The gist, if I recall correctly, is that it was gloriously useless — a vile, uncontrollable monstrosity that actively sought to hasten its pilot’s demise. Perfection.

Did he celebrate with his in-laws?

...expialidocious?

that sounds like complete bullshit, but i don’t care. its fantastic

They are definitely waiting for him to die before reinstating. Because baseball is petty. Which is hilarious and beautiful.

If only the people who actually decided to seced from the US had left behind some sort of documentation of these complex reason for their decision...oh wait, they did!