It didn’t affect me any, so why would I get angry.

I would love to see the Maryland team walk out of the locker room, all the pomp and circumstance of a beautiful Saturday college football game surrounding them.  Come out, get all hyped up, line up for the kick off...and just walk off the field as one, leaving the coaching and support staff on the sideline.

Alright, I’m going to point out the major flaws here.

Keith Hernandez?

Alright, still verboten to break established rules about coach and player interaction outside of approved date ranges, not verboten to sexually assault the student-athletes and young children, or cover up spousal abuse.

Why are they moving around so much? Usually you just see these folks standing in a corner during the fight scene.

My only complaint is that it probably needs an H-16 engine or 6L+ turbodiesel or something along the same stupid-crazy lines.

I see him on campus every place I go, but never in class...

Schrodinger’s student-athlete, as it were.

“How many times has Dennis Dodd used the term ‘student-athlete’” he asked, knowing that the number is probably more than zero and indicative of hypocrisy of the highest order.

He’s always on the couch playing 2K with someone, but none of my roommates know his name...

I think it’s weird that, if you ignore the chili, Cincinnati is a vastly nicer town than St. Louis.

Same here. I’ve been in many scenarios where the tinted windows SUV in front of me decides to change lanes suddenly, and at high speed, because of a stopped car.

In reference to your exist-nonexistent bologna sandwich, I give you Schrodinger’s Bullshit; it is both true and false, unless it hits twitter, at which point it becomes so distorted that it is now false.

Yeah, he pulled the entire pile away.

Well, looks like Scheisskopf is at it again. 

Kanye is Id. I can’t even argue for the other two there.

Nah, it was the training montage that did it.