By looking at the standings, fans of the best team in the NHL.

You’re in Cincy? You need to hit up a LaRosas.

This isn’t going away tomorrow. The point being made is correct, that the best way to delegitimize someone is to portray them as a buffoon. Nobody respects a buffoon, but history shows that respect is given in earnest to totalitarians and sociopaths.

Why? I don’t think the horizon would have a chance man-on-man.

See, as a hard-working American, it’s tough to see a person just decide to skip work and miss out on a paycheck like this.

Fuck this year.

I’m pretty sure my Kia Optima at the end of its life was costing me more than $750 a year in issues.

Haha what the fuck? Calm down there.

I wish I spoke Spanish, because I’d be in for this sort of thing.

Fuck you, Bernie.

I’ve been following a rule like this basically since I was dumped into adulthood. My in-between drink, though, is just straight up water. It gets more comments about me not drinking, but my go to reaction for that is “trying not to be an asshole tonight.”

It’s probably still around.

I only see one turbo.

If that were a stock, it would be Worldcom.

Well, I guess if everything’s going to shit, may as well buy a car that you won’t have to pay back when society collapses.

I’m not racing that.

I once told someone that you really, really should not use any offensive language while writing a paper. It looks unprofessional, and can be very off-putting for the reader.

“There is nothing out there, all there is is sea, and birds, and fish.”

I was personally hoping to see Les Miles’ name show up for whatever reason, with GG Allin listed next to it.

Looked for a punk band, because that’s not something I’d expect.