Also fun is NOT POSTING THINGS THAT MAKE ME THINK FOR A SECOND IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

I’m guessing that the Chevy Aveo isn’t on there simply because someone somewhere managed to stick a very powerful engine in the back of it and turn it into a mental machine, because otherwise the Aveo was butt.

1) Make popcorn

And that’s the optimistic view on the Reds pitching staff.

‘16 Warriors? They wouldn’t beat the ‘05 Pacers.

I mean, the simple answer is don’t hit.

Not sure if Marty was doing the radio call, but that’s the specific one you want. Because you can actually hear him begin a good drunk at some point.

With that arena, I don’t doubt the city could eventually pull a QMJHL team.

Well, he got drafted by Red Deer, so he’ll soon wish he were.

I hope Claudio Ranieri has a good lunch with his mom tomorrow.

Ted Cruz, fellow humon.

I think this may be situational. One of my dogs loves me, always wants to be with me, and loves when I hug him. He hates (but tolerates) anyone else hugging him.

Fuck you, Bernie. At least Bill Wirtz eventually got the message and shuffled off this mortal coil.

Wait, so there’s a white-haired uncle who’s giving you a car?

I wonder if this is the same lady who always seems to get her voice heard on telecasts of the game. It seems like every few weeks, I’ll be watching a game and you hear a shrill voice similar to hers, going nonstop.

Fuck you, Bernie.

I had someone do that a couple weeks ago. Pulled up, looked over at me, revved engine, etc.

Roadies.

At a forum I was at a long time ago, a kid bought a full atx agp video card for a mini-atx case, and cut the card down to make it fit.

5th grade