This gives me the happys.

“Fuck, get back in! Get back in!”

Exactly! He’s a Schiano Man!

The “elected” leadership of the country is much better than we’re used to in recent history. It’s the unelected leadership, the Ayatollahs and the Guard, who are the ones who will do their best to sabotage any attempts to make nice with the US.

Cunningham

Favorite Rickey story of all time; Rickey’s rookie year, and the A’s were having trouble with one of their rival teams (I think the Angels or the Royals). One of the coaches gives a speech about how their opponent puts on their pants one leg at a time, just like the rest of the league does.

I’ve always kind of been of the opinion that, in reality, only assholes get outraged. The average person usually just shakes their head, mutters something about the person causing the outrage being a dumbass, and goes about their day. Case in point, Obama commenting about Kanye being a jackass when Kanye interrupted…

Because fuck your mom, that’s why.

Stairs.

Completely agree on all counts. I think even before it was reported that Rose lied, they were going to say no, and wait until after the All-Star game just so there wasn’t any booing.

There’s really a (overly simple) formula that can be applied given no information other than an accusation. If it’s one person accusing one person, there’s a 50% chance that it’s true. Two people would be 67%. 13 people would therefore be a 93% chance of it being true. Thus, applying Occam’s Razor, even if you sat…

Fuck you, Bernie.

I like how you lack the cognitive reasoning necessary to separate terrible US government diplomacy and grand strategy from low-level strategic and tactical decision making in a hypothetical war with Russia or a Russian-armed state.

I like the American strategy. It could be likened to a team sitting back and playing defense, vs putting down and keeping down the boot. The saying in American Football is that the prevent defense doesn’t prevent much, and the Russian strategy of playing prevent defense is not very risk-averse.

Didn’t Dr. Jerry Jones say a while back that he would be okay?

I know, right? Can’t wait until we have an actual Socialist as president, and you have to give up your stupid account for the good of the proletariat.

Not my mom, but a non-blood relative to her 4 year old daughter, around 6 in the evening;

No, the orange should be deported.

Completely agree. The motto should not be “only the best”, but “if it can, it should.”

Fuck you, Bernie.