As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.

Why should I do my own oil change if I can get it done cheaper by someone I trust?

Acme runs a mail-order catalog.

If I wanted to commit ritualistic suicide on the streets, I'd do it the old-fashioned way; strapping a rocket to my back and chasing after that damnable roadrunner.

Sports talk man, sports talk man

Ar you fucking kidding me. You made this up.

That tail number...

This makes me turn green and lose my shirt.

I had never heard of this car. It's now my new favorite Ford of all time, just ahead of Harrison Ford and Ford Beating Up On Ferrari.

Well this sounds insane.

The real money is in journeying to another country, leading a minor tribe into leadership through warfare, overthrowing the minor tribe's leaders, and then crowning yourself king.

Ferrari: The St. Louis Cardinals of automakers.

Russia.

COUNTERPOINT: NIC CAGE AS A "VAMPIRE"

I think part of 1 is true. The part about a car winning a seat in the Ohio State House.

That's so British it shits The Queen.

Because Ferrari, despite being Ferrari, could probably do even better. I mean, when Doug DeMuro is rolling around town in a Ferrari, maybe the worry is that they're not exclusive enough.

Please cite your sources.