It might be fun to make a few porch/patio/walkway lights like this, to discourage trespassers and freak out the neighbors.

Fuel for generators and/or backup generators. They've gotta store it somewhere.

Put it in a beat-up old box with no return address and mail it to the local DEA office. When they find this suspicious package and blow it up, they have no one to blame but themselves.

So you associate the Android OS with shoddiness? Actually, the great thing about Android is that it can be used by budget-minded manufacturers and the high-end ones as well.

Rhinos sleep on their backs.

"...Variables remain constant"?

When dealing with shell scripts it is called a hashbang or a shebang.

The "Tunguska Event" was caused by an object more-or-less this size. The blast was in the multi-megaton range.

Of course the TSA ignored risks, because TSA management is all about getting money for their friends in the private sector.

I just wonder how many months until price-creep sets in.

late edit: "the Lifehacker main page"

Bad timing for an Acer Aspire S3 ad at the top of the Giz main page. An image of the closed S3 fades to white and is replaced by.... "Crap."

Just buy a... oh, wait, nevermind.

Beware of the Klingons lurking near Uranus.

Vote: MyDefrag.

True respect must be earned. Perhaps you are referring to old-fashioned institutionalized "respect", aka obedience?

Microsoft should've bundled Firefox with Internet Explorer.

And once a company has adopted a particular version of Windows, they are hesitant to upgrade until absolutely necessary because that leads to all sorts of compatibility issues with existing software.

The politicos have it all figured out. Give the masses little things which mean a lot to them personally, but are insignificant in the big picture. The important legislation generally benefits the rich and powerful, while the lowly peon is duped into thinking that his/her representative is actually taking care of…

Yeah, and it doesn't matter how impractical it is, someone in the Pentagon will spend other people's money on it.