She Czeched both boxes.

I would love to see someone pull into the pits, get a bunch of Cheerios thrown at their visor...then sigh, and calmly vacuum them out before screaming back onto the track.

Good luck reaching into your pocket for your phone, you’ll get shot before you can pull up that ID card.

My current project is to turn my lovely little smart fortwo into the ultimate battle car. I’ve cobbled together a truly one-of-a-kind lift kit (using factory parts, at that!) and have been testing its towing capabilities and developing a sort of “unofficial towing capacity”. By my testing, that’s 1,400 lb btw.

In Belgium, striped lines like these usually indicates somewhere you can’t park. Knowing the city a bit, I think it’s a spot where you can’t park from 6am to 8pm.
The keyer is probably someone would felt offended by the fact that the Lambo was parked somewhere it couldn’t.

i do appreciate the stuff they gave me.

The Hairdresser Dilemma. You want them to, potentially, find you attractive, and understand the tiny nuances that make someone of your gender attractive, rather than the broad strokes. If you’re a woman, you want a gay woman or a straight man cutting your hair. If you’re a man, you want a gay man or a straight woman.…

Let’s unpack this bit by bit:

if your rape fantasy has you acting as the rapist, then you’re fucked up and need to seek help and not date until you have your shit straight.

The biggest thing I dread about the 2020 Olympics is that there will be a culture clash alright, but tattoos will be a small fragment of it.

The worst thing about former political prisoners is having to pretend that you like their art.

Reading this felt like I’d just been handed the instruction manual to a device I’d never heard of, badly translated through six languages before landing on English.

While it is true that Caitlyn Jenner transitioned with privileges that far too few trans* enjoy, I think responses like Mr. Smith’s make it pretty clear that transitioning is still an act of bravery.

Those lines are painted with cars in mind because cars cannot accelerate as quickly as motorcycles. In my mind that means it’s not necessarily unsafe to pass. As you can see from the video, he could see there was no one coming and that it was safe.

As a motorcyclist, even if you have the power, speed, and space to pass where it is a double yellow, it’s stupid to do so because nobody is expecting a vehicle to come up behind them.

I CAN TELL YOUR MIDICHLORIAN COUNT IS LOW huehuehuehue

This was when predictive text had been a thing for a while, and me and my brothers were trying to get my dad to use it as it was so painful to watch his slow texting. He acquiesces, sort of, but one day storms intoy room shouting that “the phone won’t write what I tell it to write”. I go “oh let me show you...” and…