The Ican 

It’s like an electric Mosler Consulier gtp 

This is what I want from a new Miata platform 

There are regular taxis here in Japan that you can also call with Uber 

It should obviously be called the A-Chu “Vanquished”

Surrounded by muggles?

Less down there is bliss with a skirt or dress.  Though something too short or a bad fabric choice would be the cause for a nightmare, anxiety, or very flirty day out depending on how brave you are

Name checks out.

Pleasure right?

This sounds like Bradley Brownell’s logic.

I had a deck that had 2 possible win conditions.

Anyone who compares teachers, auto workers, electricians, nurses, etc to people trying to make their living off being an Uber driver... is certifiably ignorant.

You show yourself to be ignorant. Posting ignorant, clickbaity, trolling articles on the internet is obviously the perfect job for you. Continue 

That’s no better than blowing money on a pyramid scheme 

Cause it isn’t supposed to be a full time job? Maybe because Uber and Lyft are just a silicone valley money grabs? Training and background check for a bike messenger was at least 5 times as thorough.

Coffee was too hot.

Autobody repairs would be done at your nearest Tesla approved autobody shop.

Blind spot death wish?

The JOYstick didn’t work very well that time.

...lifetime supply of Filet-o’-Fist handwiches.