Help! I’m an EJP with PCP-fuelled ESP, so I know *for sure* my SO is down with OPP.

It’s about as hacky and culturally stupid as you can get. The joke could possibly be “the oldest joke in the world.” Well maybe not the oldest but definitely dating back to the first time two distinct ethnic groups met each other. It’s a joke that says “we are us, right? And they are them.” That is was aimed at a…

Maybe I’m biased and being generous to Dave but I don’t think it’s entirely the same as saying “your name is funny” in the way Kimmel meant. Kimmel’s meaning, IMO, was “I just can’t pronounce these dang foreigner names” which is dumb because that has nothing to do with the name and everything to do with the person…

Mangling someone’s name seems innocuous, but feels contemptous when it’s done to somebody being honored, especially when the person being honored isn’t a White Protestant.

Somebody had to do it.

Absolutely, this. It was one of those full-room pandemonium responses. The only other time I’ve seen that level of “everybody loses it” laughter was the opening weekend of South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. I went to see it again a few weeks later so I could actually hear all the jokes. 

Same, I laughed a lot during the film, but the total batshittery of that sequence had me crying. 

I feel like seeing this in theaters, that was the big screaming/laughing/holy shit moment. I had multiple different people recall to me their experiences of having a packed theater just LOSE THEIR MINDS during that sequence. Definitely not the most pointed or satirical moment of that movie, but I’d argue that it’s a…

Land of Confusion.....indeed.

Phil Collins’s ex-wife has commandeered his $33 million South Florida mansion

The least she could do is pass some of her husband’s pics to Dan as a token of gratitude and to honor his spirit.

A shark can outswim you in the water but you can outrun it on land.

At least they were quick.

Illinois has that song about crying in the bathroom. Feel-good is the last way I would describe it lol

I’m not defending Blake Shelton here, but, let’s not get too crazy over artists that don’t write their own songs.

“so and so’s song” doesn’t imply composing credit when talking about popular music. People say Michael Jackson’s “Off the Wall” even though it was written by Rod Temperton. The distinction simply doesn’t matter in the most common contexts, including here. Listing the composers would mean nothing to most people, but…

I was hoping the show would be about guys making Viagra-infused moonshine called “Hillbilly Bone.” I would have settled for a porn parody of “Jesus has a tight grip.”

I have long believed that, lyrically speaking at least, this is the single worst song ever written, and everyone should stop and gawk at it.

Your description of the song is so good that I’ll not ruin it by listening to the actual song. 

OK, seppoes, listen up. That’s not a “screaming cowboy”.