Clockwise. 

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

the important thing is that everybody tried hard and had fun

That was my thought about Satan-as-person-of-colour. For these fearful white colonisers, probably nothing seems scarier or more other (and therefore evil) than a non-white person.

Right? Christ.

Yes yes, empaths, your friendship is suffering. But I need to know what Magneto is feeling at this precise moment if we’re going to stop his latest scheme.

“I have figured out a way to make my debilitating emotional fragility sound like a superpower. Most of my friends have.”

We’re both empaths

Hmm, that’s interesting.  Kind of a Foucault’s Pendulum idea.

Fucking thank you. I have a slate of interns at all times. If we’re out at ***any*** even tangentially related work event, out comes my company card and they all get fed. No booze, but that’s my personal rule bc I refuse to be the one with the messy interns, but they get to eat whatever they want. They get paid well…

This is such a prickly situation that I don’t think a customer can come out of without looking cheap, a dick, or just giving a negative impression. People who ask specifically for a discount tend to be dicks, and it may look petty to the rest of your party, especially when they agreed to wait. The dessert is likely…

This is a good point but it also serves as a reminder that for every customer who complains, you’ll get several more who will quietly leave unhappy...and then never come back to your restaurant again, and probably tell their friends not to go there, either. Taking advantage of the kindness (or meekness?) of a customer…

While I don’t like the shoddy storytelling of the last two seasons, I think yesterday’s episode was vastly better than the one before it. The payoff of Dany’s turn is at least an interesting narrative choice, even if the setup doesn’t earn it.

Colin “Blown lines, indifferently delivered” Quinn was what now as a Weekend Update anchor?

I couldn’t stand his mush-mouthed delivery and his near constant state of being tongue-tied.

I’m calling people ten years or more younger than me “kid”. It’s working out well.

Morning all! It’s pretty rare for me to be up this early, but considering the recent development in my life that is the birth of my daughter I figured I’d wake up a bit earlier to catch this commenting train. Last Friday we welcomed her into the world, and words kind of fail to capture how much life is different now…

Believe me, they’re not.  Which is why I’m posting on AV Club right now rather than working.

Just CGI some walkie-talkies over the top of the cigarettes.

Pretty sure my Grandma had it too.  She wasn’t a die hard Disney fan but she was a diehard racist.