Jacksonville is a hellscape of sweaty taints and mini dinosaurs, but how was your weekend? I worry about you. I wish you’d call more. Love you.

Not all ugly fat girls are racist.

The repetitive nature of the fight choreography bugged me, too. It made it feel more like a video game. (“Cool! I unlocked the pinning-the-dude-to-the-ground-shooting-another-guy-and-then-executing-the-first-guy move! I’m gonna spam the fuck out of this attack!”)

It’s weird because Reeves’ fight with Common is probably the strongest choreography in both films. You have two actors who really understand how to convey emotion without lines working together and it’s a beautiful thing.

They should have grounded the subway scenes and the hobo underworld more, in my opinion. The Rome stuff was awesome, and in line with what the first movie’s Continental stuff, but when they got back to NYC the whole assassins world got way too big, in my opinion. The “New York is 25% hitmen” thing was just too out of…

I didn’t hate it, but I much prefer the elegant simplicity of the first film.

The NHK nap is the best nap of all. Nothing like falling a sleep during Newsline waking up in the middle of First Class and then right back to sleep to wake up during Newsline. Circle of life.

The local PBS affiliate recently added NHK World to a subchannel, and it’s really neat to have. I first kinda became aware of their existence when somebody showed me J-Melo (neeeeeeerrrrrrrrd, I know), and then 3/11 happened and they became vital.

thanks for the cultural update, Shart

Though it seems pretty weak, I’m glad he’s at least taken a Proactiv approach at issuing an apology.

I mean, with a kinja name like that, coupled with that avatar, I suppose I naturally assumed you were a cultured individual without the humblebrag.

Automatically read in a pirate voice, well done.

He just wants to invoke parlay?

Literally LOL’d.

In our vegan bulk snack buffet (my office is tres woke) we have dried mangoes, pineapples, plantains, and the mystery fruit.

Trying really hard not to burst out in hysterical laughter in line at the post office.

No. He be not a pirate.

What’s all the fuss?

One of the Dublin Schulmans.

this is a great joke
made greater with the dom deluise pic