tannyglover
Shart of the Deal
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If there’s one thing I know about 7 footers with foot and knee problems it’s that they almost inevitably get better over time.

He looks like a stale, old marshmallow that just found out a lesbian couple bought the house next door.

He looks like a dollop of sour cream that forgot it’s reading glasses.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

With the caption “nice defense bro”

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

Lindy lives for this. She’ll be just fine.

That fucking exposé, man.

this is my husband and I don’t like who he becomes when he is on Jeopardy!

Philly is awesome.

Because it’s hilarious.

Well, that was your first mistake. You should always encourage family members and loved ones to take jobs for greater bucks.

 Booing is ambient noise in Philly. Welcome.

The first time I ever watched that show I got to see Mike Jerrick talk about periods and buying tampons and also tell a story about how he realized his daughter was having her period for the first time. His facial expressions throughout were fucking killing me. Later on in that same show they talking about having sex

You can never watch too much It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. C’mon buddy.

That is exactly it. Whole Palestra turned against him harder than they already had at that point. We don’t forget

Simmons missed last season because he landed on the foot of an end-of-roster player on literally the last day of training camp. Humphries laid a meaningless foul on Simmons on a fast break during a scrimmage.

I’m glad that you have already discovered Mike Jerrick. That man is solid gold.

Just moved to the area at the beginning of this year. Can someone tell me why the fuck?

Because he sucks, is a dickhead, and you have a lot to learn about Philly fans apparently.