He fouled Ben Simmons on a fast break during a scrimmage.

ICP and 75% of their fans are so completely anti-racist you totally missed on this one. One of the cornerstones fo that shitty group is anti-racism.

Nah, man.

I think ICP is about racial justice. I am sure I heard that on NPR from an author who wrote a book on them.

He shoots like someone who never played basketball imagines how jumpers are made.

“It’s real easy, just flip it up there, no problem! These bl...asketball players don’t appreciate the privilege of making millions!”

I don’t think it would be good for the US to lose. If they don’t qualify, the World Cup gets cancelled and that isn’t fair to the other countries who made it.

I hope they lose and miss the WC. Soccer is boring enough with good teams and the last time I watched Bruce Arena lead them they were just turds that waiting for somebody to swing and miss in the hopes they could counter and catch them off guard. Screw these guy. Each goal was exciting because I literally did not…

Man, even the rolls of paper towels he shot into the audience were cheap, genaric junk. He couldn’t even be bothered to spring for some of that good ass Brawny shit.

Right? Like not even double. Straight to triple.

Here’s what I’ve always considered the craziest thing about the 73 HR record. His previous high of HRs was 49. So basically, he saw the McGwire/Sosa thing and basically said “fuck that,” and increased his previous HR total by freaking 50% just by shear force of will. Yeah, yeah, steroids, juiced ball, etc. etc.…

I don’t understand the fascination with the HR record specifically. With the variations in talent levels, ball parks, performance enhancers, etc, it’s all relative. Maybe Buck Freeman mashing 13 dongs in 1903 for the NL Boston Braves is the biggest fucking accomplishment because the wall was 497 feet away from home…

I’m a HUGE Bonds stan, I loved him being a dick and being the single best player on Earth, so everyone had to fucking eat it.
Not only did Bonds consistently crush the fuck out of every ball he caught a piece of, he was also walked more than any human on Earth. He was so scary he was intentionally walked with the…

Rolled enchiladas may be harder to make, but they are the better way to go.

The Fool’s role is often to speak truth to power. The play is a comedy when they’re heard, a tragedy when they’re not.

Spoken like someone who has never hunted the most dangerous game.

“none of the all-seeing crime-prevention devices happened to flag a man who brought 10 automatic weapons with him to the Strip.”

Best Phoenix hack: Don’t go to Phoenix.

This is fantastic Kinja!

Please tell me this level of self seriousness is some online persona.

Hot™.