Does he even lift?

Can’t fuck with beige chicken

Orlando is garbage and in the middle of nowhere

Reading your post I feel like I’ve been magically whisked away to 2009

It’s like when someone has a horrifying brain injury and when they recover they are a harp impresario or have somehow become fluent in French.

I ride or die with Mike Jerrick

Season three of True Detective made me want to die

Closest I can think of are (early) Bill Callahan and Jeffrey Lewis.

People ask people to watch their scotch. People send people up to the moon.

I’m a self-certified baller. Let me get that paper tho!

I want to know where in Iowa you can go to get Tupac cookies

He’s the reason I’m a Lions fan to this day. He’s also the reason I never celebrated a lot after scoring touchdowns.

I love the white/black XC40. Looking for a new ride in the next 6 months. It’s def. on the test drive list.

Yeah, Hereditary was more about twee aesthetics than actual horror. The fascination with set design just made me think of Royal Tennenbaums in hell or something.

Socialist Bernie supporter here. If I have to vote for a capitalist, I would prefer that it be Warren.

posadism now

Mask (further) off. Good.

Ex Hex is really fun! I discovered them when they were opening for Speedy Ortiz a few years ago. Would not have heard of them had I not gotten to the show early.

This is the worst advice I’ve heard this week. I’ve discovered some fun bands getting there early. A few times the opening act has been better than the headliner.

Stories like these are really handy for when I figure out how to time travel.