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First of all, Wicker Man is *just OK*.

Nuke the fridge 

I left out step 0.5 Abolish the Senate

I don’t understand why this is so difficult for people to understand. You cannot charge a sitting president with crimes. So:

My biggest beef with #2 is that—unlike #1, which featured some of the most creative gunplay I’ve seen on film—#2 devolved into Keanu just doing a shitload of barrel rolls over the final 30 minutes.

Taking bets on which city has the honor of being ground zero for US milkshakes. Philly is the early favorite.

The Night Comes for Us has made almost every other martial arts movie taste like sand for me. Hopefully this can rise to the bar our fine Indonesian friends have raised for us.

I appreciate that Kanter has made strides this postseason in proving his doubters wrong, but if Zach Collins doesn’t play 30min/gm this series they won’t get within 10 points of a victory.

DFW w/r/t Deadspin

10 eggs is only about 700 calories, not really that big a  deal. Scramble those bitches up and they’ll fit in a regular size bowl

Renown for its skills in magic.

Wrongo. CBD is almost always cut with MCT or another oil, so milligram to teaspoon conversions are highly useless unless you know the mg/ml ratio.

not a hot take, tons of people think that

*Giannis is interesting in young girl’s artwork.*

Lake of Flaming Boyfriends! Sounds dangerous!

40%

Petty tyrants are everywhere.

I was in the middle of writing a post bitching about motherfuckers that can’t be bothered to listen to the entire songs on a playlist built specifically for them, but then I realized those motherfuckers aren’t worth the effort.