Open Your Heart is one of the greatest pop songs ever.

real question tho: you get to sleep with prime madonna or prime gaga. who do you choose? it’s tough, and tbh, that’s what this and every beef is all about...Madge trying to maintain grip on the nyc italian pop starlet of all time.

thats the shar tof the deal

its gotta get all hot without being an asshole

its gotta get all hot without being an asshole

david gergen is a milquetoast pice of shit btw

i bet shart fartchize gets upan ass before colon craperdick shits on the deal

fuck yeah dude shartchize more like it

thats the shart of the deal

Fuhhh.... too many bbers too many years

The most unfathomable thing about this is that these butt-eaters have been allowed to play 28 MNF games in the last 30 years. Banish them!

Why is she so pink all the time? Is it because she’s a disgusting pig?

Pretty sure he owns like 12 cars. He’s a soft binch.

If any of you are curious about leftist thought in the military (it really does exist!) check out the Eyes Left podcast.

Get off Chapo and get back to work, Rafi!

I don’t mind a septuagenarian woman as Speaker, so long as it’s Barbara Lee. 

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IT’S JUST OKAY

friccin’ moron

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