Nah, a car is like your house on the road, IMO. If I’m fuckin’ in the bay window of my living room with the shades up, it’s you’re responsibility to keep your eyes out of my house. Same with the car, IMO.

Settle down, Henry Miller. I’d rather not have to deal with people banging at the next table over at Starbucks. There have to be limits.

tbh fuckin’ in a car should be legal

Eh, just make sure they’re a fiduciary, I guess?

Couldn’t they also just fly back and forth a lot, wtf? Last week I flew from Salt Lake City to Newark in 4 hours. It’s not hard, you just sit in a chair for a little while.

A Microshift, Not an Epiphany, Is Going to Change Your Entire Life

I hate being “that guy”, but “baited breath?” Come the fuck on. That’s 7th grade shit.

What am I going to do . . . with a gun rack?

*sharting.

I’m a transplant, but holy shit if my life hasn’t been completely transformed by living in the sandwich capital of the world. Gas stations here have better sandwiches than almost anything in KY.

It tastes so much like a goddamn pear! Better even!

Can confirm. Bison is good, too, but prob. not considered exotic this day and age . . .

Wasn’t Oregon originally conceived as a haven for white sepratists?

No doubt! If I want a breaded cutlet sandwich I WILL GO TO GODDAMN PRIMO AND GET A 1/2# OF THOSE FUCKERS ON A SESAME-SEEDED ROLL WITH SOME BROCCOLI RABE FOR THE REASONABLE PRICE OF NINE DOLLARS AND FORTY-NINE CENTS.

A few weeks ago, I learned about a dystopian gathering called OzyFest

a tender little musk to call my own.

CeraVe make a better daily moisturize, less drying. The day cream has SPF, the night cream does not. They are great.

The point is not that Beadle is easy to replace, it’s that ANY of these sausage necks would be equally as easy to replace as Beadle, so they should just shut the fuck up and settle down about the “importance” of their “work.”

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read today.