Sup with classy sweatpants these days? I don’t get it.

Thanks!

NEVER LOST

Aum Shinrikyo, maybe? Weren’t all about acid, malnutrition, and sarin gas?

Ricardo Ruby

If you like hiking and the like, go to south Utah. It’s a fucking playground. Since you have two weeks you can easily spend one week in the west (Bryce Canyon and Zion) or the East (Arches and Canyonlands).

Which NBA team is the first to hire Becky Hammon? Bill Simmons thinks it should be the Knicks—because why not, it would be the least asinine thing they could do—but I’m inclined to believe Pop hands her the reins when he retires.

Not sure how playing a bunch of shitty teams in March and April =s “red hot, but okay I guess . . .

Probably shouldn’t write about this shit at all, unless you intend to highlight the thousands of people killed each year by person-operated vehicles. These are the things that will impede progress toward safer autonomous vehicles. In the future it will be immoral to operate a vehicle, and eventually it will be illegal.

You would have to pay me quite a bit of money to hang out with those fuckos in the last picture. Dude has a thigh gap for chrissakes.

Harden’s step-back is a travel tho

Yeah, True Romance was the bomb. Not so much after that . . .

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The Presidental Axe will be used to veto all future shitty legislation.

MT EERIE YAAY HOPE IT’S AS GOOD AS SAUNA

LOL, no I just typed that lyric because I think it’s funny. I actually like that song and don’t think it’s misogynistic. It’s just a fact, right? Especially coming from an angry gay man. Would a lyric “some men are more violent than others” be misandry? I don’t think so . . .

His ass

Some girls are bigger than others