John Maus

Just how stupid are you?

Better than BFE KY

No apologies required! I just moved to the Philly burbs a year ago, so I’ve adopted them as my team. Only problem is, was born and raised in Louisville and Utah is my favorite place to go hiking, so now I’m in a pickle!

No doubt, but I work outside of Philly with a MF stan who still won’t take the trade. I ask him every time DM goes off. He said MF will average 20/7 next season.

Trade Fultz for Mitchell, straight up. Would you do it?

Because it’s currently the best, most reliable way to troll BS stans.

THE BLOG POST IS ABOUT FREE THROW SHOOTING YOU BINT

TS% MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Donovan Mitchell would have iced both those free throws.

MOUNT EERIE!!

ELBOWING SIVA RIGHT IN THE NUTS

That’s one of the reasons I found the Shibs so refreshing—they weren’t hunching all over the place like coked up rabbits. It was elegant, classy, emotive ice dancing.

Seems as good a place as any to alert everyone that Grimes, the true electronic queen, is also releasing a new album this year . . .

Feed your dog Wellness.

The first oh-shit-I-am-watching-NBA-basketball-and-this-is-a-thing was probably the Pacers/Knicks going at it in the early 90s. I remember where I was for the finger roll and Reggie’s 8 points in 9 seconds

No, the only strict qualification is that the mash must be made of at least 51% corn.

I had a tiger salamander for a while, named him Clyde. He got familiar enough with my wife and I that he would come to the glass when we fed him. Otherwise he would chill under the substrate for, like, ever.

13 eggs per athlete does not makes sense. I go through that in about 4 days, and I’m average 35yo white guy who exercises moderately 4 days a week.