Awww thanks!

This motherfucker on a Nuprin blast? Last time that shit worked was with Garth.

Drink kefir, you imp.

Same. Recently moved from a state where my vote doesn’t matter (KY) to one where it does (PA). Super pumped!

blamed by Democrats and progressives, no less . . .

This is the best news.

FREE COFFEE ON SUNDAY AT WAWA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

There is some Karl Blau I intend to get to this weekend.

Karl Blau

Don’t forget the unintentional whistling “S”

It’s just some WASP Jonathan Franzen bullshit

Own your home? or *have a mortgage*?

This is a little hyperbolic. Someone under 40 still has nearly 30 years of employment ahead of them provided they are not a scrub or drug addict. That is plenty of time to compound an $80K seed.

Considering a full ~35% of people are not positioned to handle an unexpected $500 expense, it’s probably not anything to poo poo either . . .

You roll with a hot or cold Gobbler?

I’m in the burbs, so they do in a pinch. I’ve only lived here for a year—recently moved from Kentucky, so it’s still like manna compared to anything down there . . .

TASTYKLAIR MOTHERFUCKER

GOTTAHAVEAWAWA

Man, his lats must be yoked

Out of the grays with you, Scotty!