Settle down, cock holster. You’re the one that first brought up proximity to other cities. I know for someone in the midwest a trip to another *city* involves some perilous, travel-by-moonlight scamper through mile after mile of desolate wasteland a-la Viggo in The Road.

Get on a train for two hours or less in any direction and get off. What are you looking at? Toledo? Fort Wayne? GTFO

Why would he need to be health to watch the playoffs on TV?

I’d like to hear more about his presence in the community. Share!

Candleberry. Their wax burns evenly and completely. Scents fill a room even when they aren’t being burned.

Candleberry. Their wax burns evenly and completely. Scents fill a room even when they aren’t being burned.

They make damn good perfumes, too. Not only their santal, but the bergamot, oud, and rose are all incredible. 

They make damn good perfumes, too. Not only their santal, but the bergamot, oud, and rose are all incredible. 

They make amazing perfumes.

They make amazing perfumes.

Never in my life could I have imagined witnessing a president get ethered.

To the top!

Saw one that said something retarded like 122.4 or some shit. The old timer that came out of the liquor store looked like a piece of leather that had been set in perpetual motion.

HOLY SHIT

When I was little I thought the Indiana logo was a cactus and the Oklahoma logo was a fucked up paperclip or something.

Who the fuck keeps a bucket of ice on the dinner table. Are you Bruce fucking Wayne?

I’m a 35-y.o. white man. When I worked at a bar in my early 20s the head bartender (straight white man) called me sweetheart all the time.

LOL he was talking about butt cheeks this morning. Apparently they’re called nates. The More You Know!

Wife took a job in lower Bucks

I’m getting conflicting jawn in the jawn below. Clear it up for me.