*one trick*

Roasting the garlic at 350 for 20 minutes eliminates its potency. Everyone knows this.

1/10 would not read again

4/10 would not watch again

Rose 31 is better

Lot of talk about comers in here.

It’s like listening to Scott Walker while watching David Lynch

Plus, white chocolate tastes like shit and is lame.

I live in poop :(

I wish it were true, but I’m becoming less and less inclined to believe that the arc of the moral universe bends toward justice. It seems to me increasingly clear that free, open and equal societies are the true aberration in history now and in the future. Nature is a cruel, dark, visceral place. We want to believe…

Nice name, by the way.

You’re a peach

Vantastic

Cousin Gary don’t know shit

I’m juuuussst apathetic enough to not really give a fuck how science can objectively contradict (and, by extension disprove) fatalism.

Well, if viewed in the most generous light, with a fatalist perspective—that each of us, on the day of our birth, is stamped with a finite number of heartbeats—then he would technically not be wrong, as exercising would increase your heart rate, thereby depleting your lifetime store of energy.

Mass/weight (fuck you I’m not a physicist) should always be used whenever there is flour+other ingredients. Learning about baker’s percentages is the easiest and most reliable way to scale any recipe up, down, or even by fractions. Prevents a lot of headaches in the kitchen.

You should cut the ends off rather than snap them since they aren’t likely to break at the same point in each stalk.

Yeah what the fuck I got a fat guy in the corner that smacks his lips and talks about his fucked up tooth and won’t change it off the static-riddled soft jazz station he has pumping out of the old Sony boombox he has on an old printer cart by his desk.