Got dozens of these sonsabitches in my neighborhood. YOU CAN’T SEE THEM FROM DUSK TO DAWN

Should have named him Columbo.

Don’t forget the ‘stros in the NL Central. That was the most obvious remedy in division alignment history.

Bologna intelligence. Hmmm . . . you might be onto something.

Man, I ate raw for a month and a half. Never felt better in my life—but I spent probably two hours a day chewing, so I gave it up.

Seems more appropriate to be a *very slow* CS

I generally find that eating what I have is the best way to eat what I have.

The Senate isn’t even going to vote on it LOL, probably because Paul Ryan is a gooch.

Yeah, it ain’t hard. I don’t understand these intergalactic fools who act like eating is a difficult and cumbersome process. CASHEWS ARE A POWERHOUSE. EAT A HANDFUL OF BLUEBERRIES AT RANDOM TIMES. You don’t even have to get them off the tree yourself anymore! God damn!

Add a handful of almonds, dummy!

Like a basketball through it’s ring, we have finally descended into Ted Cruz’s personal ring of hell.

Glad to see people fall in line with my way of thinking—though I have been about 10 years ahead of time, most of the time, for at least part of my life.

You know what else is convenient? A large apple and two spoonfuls of coconut butter. Fucking Soylent, man. What kinda moon man shit am I living through here . . .

You don’t need to change the rule—bonehead refs just need to stop calling the shit!

Not to mention our alignment with the Saudis

First album reminded me of Fleetwood Mac.

Well, it does make sense that a moderate conservative would go after the “disgruntled Republican” vote, after all . . .

Oooohhh. Good rec’s. People don’t realize how easy it is to change a shower head and switches (esp. their wall plates).

Yeah, the good thing about writing consistently is that as your characters accrue more depth, there are more things to write about . . .

“What the hell was I thinking when I wrote this?”