Just write every day. There is no stuck. A truck driver doesn’t wake up and say “I’ve been driving trucks for the past few years, but I’m stuck, I don’t think I’ll be able to get this load to Toledo today.” Writing every day is your job. Haul your load to Toledo. 

Sad to say, but the best thing to do is to put it in a locked drawer for the better part of a year, until you forget the details of your sentences. Only then should you give it your first prunings.

Shittily, I’m guessing?

No team with Austin Rivers clocking meaningful minutes will ever contend for a ‘ship.

No team with Austin Rivers clocking meaningful minutes will ever contend for a ‘ship.

1 breakfast.

You’re not an oddity—that’s the way things should be. I’m not captain paleo by any stretch, but I’m probably under 100g carbs a day (most of which come from roasted veggies, nuts, and fruit), whereas the RDA is 300+, which is staggering.

Tofu, rice, wheat. These things are not good for you in any substantial quantities. You would be better off replacing those calories 1:1 with coconut oil, or, better yet, coconut butter.

If you eat shrimp you support slavery. Actual slavery, in Thailand.

Still, that’s like a couple used lawnmowers and a good oven WTF

How shitty of a company was this for ownership stakes to be worth only $2,500?

Michelle FLOTUS is best FLOTUS

I thought of using that as a pic, but Dom DeLuise seemed to liven the nom de guerre with a certain panache that might have been missing otherwise . . .

Right back at ya!

+1 profile name

Didn’t see this challenge, but since my wife got her first post-PhD job in January we’ve been able to max her 401K contribution, max my HSA contribution and save $3K/month toward a down payment on a house. Nice that she’s finally out of school . . .

I’m thinking more like a Fancis Baconian empty room festooned with rotting meat and filled with religious expediency.

You know what they say about snooker . . .

Never understood why they don’t just go hose-in-the-tailpipe style, myself. Don’t you just pass out and never wake up? Seems way more humane . . .

wawa, motherfuckers