Man, I was starting to get nervous when they were 7-2-1 that Leveon Bell had proven to ACTUALLY be disposable and the Steelers were operating with a ruthlessness that would make the Pats blush. But nope, just a stupid fucking organization. You’d think they’d realize that, you know, you should keep the future HoFs on…

How do those people have a fucking job?

That shot at 0:48 is fucking. SURGICAL. Wow. Reminded me of Khabib’s. So precise, so powerful. The women’s division just has no parity, and I thought that this was probably the most enticing match I’ve seen yet. Disappointing that it only lasted 60 seconds, but those 60 seconds were sure fun. 

Burfict getting blown up last year by Smith-Schuster made me feel very, VERY good. Scumbags should pay the price. 

Winnipeg would be happy to take that no good Jamie Benn off your hands if you’d like. 

Oh how the “Ben Simmons can be as good as Lebron” narrative faded during last years rookie hype. This kid is the fucking truth - all the tools - shooting, passing, size, confidence and is on a shit team unlike Simmons. 19 years old. 19. He’s going to be a god damn star. 

I can’t wait until Amazon fully automates their warehouse workforce and the articles about how Amazon has a civic duty to employ Americans and not use robotics start rolling in. It will never be enough for you fuckers.

I swear to god he better be addicted to something more fun than Marijuana

Reaves thought about it. It needs to basically be him of big Buff here in Winnipeg to fuck him up. 

Also no snark: Lebron is a gift to basketball and the world - I have a hard time thinking of another athlete with an image as positive. Maybe Roger Federer? He’s more just private in general.

This sort of feels like Doncic where the kid just has so much swagger and so many gifts that it is hard to imagine them just being sapped away from him when he moves to the NBA. I think he is likely the second best player on his team from game one wherever he’s drafted this year. I actually feel like RJ Barrett is…

You’re damn right it’s a bullet to the chest. I flat out, will not, REFUSE to watch a single minute of this man play basketball. People shit on the Warriors cause why? They’re good? They reinvented basketball and no one can figure out how to beat them? Well boo hoo, they also play some of the most beautiful / fluid…

Shaping up to be one of the better years for Canadian clubs in the while. Winnipeg and TO are doing their thing, Calgary is shockingly competent if not punching above their weight class. Vancouver has some stunning young talent making moves. Montreal is finally embracing a new, young start. Ottawa is not quite the…

This is novel, valuable, and concise insight. Great work. 

Where do people find the time to be so offended by everything?

Phew, this is spicy stuff. Draymond is an idiot sometimes but I kind of agree with him here - Durant really doesn’t need to talk down to him like he is not capable. 98/100 times he passes it there, he just fucked up this time and fumbled it. Should he have passed? Yea. Did he 100%, inexcusably, unforgivably need to?…

Thanks. This turned out to be one of my better takes 

Pretty shocking that it wasn’t way worse, I thought they would have to lop that thing off 

TAKE HIM OFF THE COURT. HOW is that kid better than just about anyone else right now. Take him to a fucking psychologist. 

He BARELY changes his body at all. In real-time this is a penalty, but absolutely not is this worth a suspension - he shouldn’t have even been kicked out. Maybe Oshie should have stepped in front of Malkin instead of putting his jaw in front of his shoulder full flight