Wonderful article Ben. 

They need to buy out the weakest of those 4 players - which as crazy as it is, is probably Toews. Seabrook would be the next choice. 

Man, the between the BFV and Diablo reactions over the last couple months, the gaming base in general comes off as a giant group of entitled assholes. 

The density of gymnastics articles on Deadspin compared to its relevance in sports is way to fucking high. I get it. Biles is good. Sick. Wonderful. But hell, 630 words of nothing. 

Please refer to my previous Carmelo comments for confirmation - but I’ll sing it to high heaven: THIS GUY FUCKING SUCKS. What does NO TEAM UNDERSTAND. He is a fucking LOSER. He is fat, inefficient, selfish, overrated, defensive & locker room liability. You would be better off getting some scrappy long defender…

Man, I wish Kerr wasn’t so classy. I just wanna see Curry and Thompson go the fuck off. How can you take a guy out when he could have had 54-57pts on 3s alone! I watched the game and was just shaking my head about how good this team is, how much fun they have playing. Then I see Boogie in fucking street clothes…

Lol yup. Not only are the Rams the most complete team in the league but along with KC they also look like the most cohesive. 

He should honestly be cut for that bullshit. 

Every once in a while their is an athlete with so much raw talent that they are good enough to get paid a massive contract, but lazy enough to not give a fuck afterwards. I feel like KAT AND Wiggins are both like that. What do they fucking care? Some guys want a legacy, greatness, some guys just want their 200m. 

It feels early, but it doesn’t. The Timberwolves were trying so hard last night and though they got within 5, the Raps casually brushed them aside. Kawhi moves what looks like so slowly but in 3 steps is doing a layup - it is actually confusing. 

Wow, you are an absolute joke. How the fuck was that sexist you idiot? You should be fired for this article. You couldn’t be more out of touch. Clown.

Nah, there is no point in trading Carr - remember 2 years ago he was in the MVP conversation until he tore his knee. There is no one to help him - Amari Cooper seems unsure if he wants to be out there just about every play

Uhhh, 2 games is 100% fine for that. You think that Matheson doens’t know who he’s hitting there? You don’t think he tries to give the 2nd best player on the team and the best (early, I know) Rookie in the league a rough ride? There is the hit and the throw and the throw gave a promising young kid a concussion. He can…

It’s the Adams-Rodgers show, that’s it and man is it ever-glorious to watch him tip toe in the pocket and effortlessly sling back shoulder fades into a mailbox with less than a minute to go. 

There is a level of audacity that you have to appreciate for someone to be cocky about your team when Blake Bortles is your QB 

That is the Ken Hitchcock of football. Good lord

To this day, the only reason I wanted that boring as fuck Broncos team to win the Super Bowl was so that Peyton could have the same number as his  dog shit brother. It is a travesty that this guy has two rings. He is fucking awful. Hang it up already you fucking clown

Their play last year was so completely outside the realm of normal for a roster like that. Regression to the mean is a bitch, I doubt they make the playoffs. 

GIVE IT TO FUCKING TYROD FOR THE QB SNEAK YOU GOD DAMN IDIOTS

Harper was a dick head. That’s why a drama teacher won by a landslide. I like Pallister in MB, I think some of the cuts he’s made have been jarring but rational.