Seriously, put it in Park before hosing it out.

But it doesn’t goes WROOOOOOOOOOM!... WRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

This is why you get the extra insurance at Hertz.

If you could please pass Andrew McEachern’s contact information to the Ferrari F1 team, I would be most appreciative.

Throw those butter wrappers in a pot, add some potatoes and a carrot, baby you got a stew going!

22 Chrysler LeBaron convertibles.

759 million is enough to buy whatever car you want several times over. So pick what you like. Pick several to try out different types. Hell, get a couple just to look at and park in your living room.

I’m disappointed in the Jalopnik commentariat. This is the most correct answer:

I mean, couldn’t he have at least found a 325e??