No, no, no, no, no, please keep them away. Please. They made no sense at all; why would you want a truck, the primary purpose of which is to haul things, to be less capable of hauling things in the name of retro styling? Seriously; this is a trend that needs to be left in the past decade.

We also get this turd...

Needs more GIF.

And 7/10 the driver has no spacial awareness and will cut you off.

How well does the engine handle ingesting cherios and poptarts?

Better strap the kids down tight or they will get sucked into those intakes.

Working at a car dealership in a wealthy exurb, I used to encounter these customers pretty much daily:

I hate children.

Renault Espace F1. It’s a minivan with a mid-mounted 800hp V10 Formula One engine. Still seats four.

I see lots of people take one or two kids to school in a V10 Excursion. That’s pretty insane.

Personally I prefer the looks of the coupe. B-)

This is what he means by “hoverboard” apparently.

yeah i heard it’s good for your brain to challenge it in new ways

Well, YOUR front still looks stupid!!

These flares look really unfinished. Its like they spent all their time on the front end then just,”Oh shit we need some fenders, lets just weld some plate on. Yeah that’ll work”

And are the front doors suicide doors now?

Okay, so stoning is very awful. But, so are the countries where it's legal. It's like a who's who list of shitty countries. I wouldn't visit any of the countries on this list, let alone live in them.