“No stick, no sale” is a hard line to walk these days. I’ve owned six cars in my life, each of them stick, but pickings are getting slim.

I’m not trying to steal your coupe, just wondering if a sedan will be offered also!

I used to be a Boston bus rider. It many cases, it was better than their rail system, especially compared to the Green Line (the B in particular).

See, I think Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is a legitimately good movie.

Hey, this seems like it might be fun! Any idea if the new M240 will eventually be offered as a sedan? As we know, the current four-door 2 series is kind of lame.

Depends which religion they subscribe to, doesn’t it?

If you’re Max Verstappen’s mom, I’ll give you pass.  Otherwise, you’ve got some of the worst takes I’ve ever seen.

Hundreds of millions of Americans worship God. They’ve got you covered.

Go back and read the comments on the release of the new Z. People were not kind to it. But I will concede that people were super-psyched about a six-figure Porsche, though I’m not sure what that proves.

Agreed 100%. My current daily is an MK7 GTI. It’s a stick, it’s the perfect complement to our 4Runner, and I love it. I’m looking to upgrade, but the interior on the new R ad GTI seems to be a deal-breaker (have to see it in person to be sure, but the videos and reviews are not promising). I’m angry about it!  The new…

Ha!  At least Nickleback occupies the collective consciousness as the band people love to performatively hate.  That’s something.  Avril, though?  She’s wildly unimportant to the history of music.

The more I read Jalopnik, the more I wonder if people here actually like cars. With any new launch, there are endless complaints that the car is underpowered, or overpriced, or overstyled or too bland.

Cool, I guess?

I agree. Papa John’s pizza used to be waaaay more enjoyable.

“anyone can get a 3 to pretend they have made it but a 5 is a car you buy when you do make it.”

I can’t think of anything interesting about KK, besides her bizarre family, but Travis Barker is an immensely talented musician and he walked away from a plane crash.  That’s pretty fucking interesting.

“it and its sequels promoting sexual violence against girls as a way for boys to get girls to like them makes me sick.”

Most cops are bullies and all bullies are cowards, therefore, it’s not surprising that most cops are cowards.

Jesus fucking Christ, man. Do you do anything besides hang out at Jalopnik, offering your corrections to everybody from your self-anointed position as Smartest Guy in the Room?

It’s safe. It was supposed to imbed, but Kinja gonna Kinja.